Want: Auto-adjust laptop fan speed with motion sensor

Someone should really integrate Fan Control with the MacBook's motion sensor. If the computer didn't move for a long time: It's sitting on a desk, so it can run hotter, but be silent. If the computer is being moved around: I have it on my lap, so turn the fan up and keep the case cool.

Running in circles

You know you're looking for an obscure topic when your own entry in CiteULike comes up on the second page or so of the Google results.

Luckily, I saw my name in the URL and so I didn't get frightened by a Woozle.